So here we are. Coming off the plane. I am in Russia and I can't believe it. We've been briefed about the proper procedure to pass through Паспортний Контроль and we have our migration cards and passports. Everything is set. There are five lines for foreign nationals and another line for carriers of Russian passports of nationals of countries who are in an economic union with Russia. That one involves walking straight through with little difficulty. But our line is a bit different. I wait, three people in front of me (which is really good. We came in at a great time to breeze through the lines), two people, one person, then its me waiting at a yellow line. I can feel myself getting a bit giddy and I suppress it to refrain from bursting out laughing/giggling/smiling or all of the above while the immigration officer is looking over my passport, visa, and migration card. Then it's my turn. I had noticed while standing in line that the officer looking over documents in the line to my right was taking a while with some people. I hoped it was just for show. I step forward and enter a boxed in area big enough for three people abreast and quite tall. There is a window with the immigration officer in it. I pass my passport and documents through like I'm buying a movie ticket. Except this is the ultimate movie ticket; front row seats to watch and participate in a country, language, and culture I've been studying for a long time. Again, I suppress a smile. No words are spoken as he reviews my documents. It seems like he's checking a computer. He looks at me and my documents, then repeats this again. Eventually, he looks up and speaks to me:
"Вы говорите по-русский?"/"Do you speak Russian?"
"Да, чу-чу."/"Yes, a little" I responded.
He then proceeded to tell me that my visa had me listed as a женщина (zhenshina) or "woman." I am a мужчина (myzhchina), a "man." He laughed and I laughed with him. Then he told me I had to go to the the Consulate post on the 2nd floor near where I came into the airport. At this point, I couldn't help but let a smile creep onto my face. This is just too funny, I thought.
So I headed to this place:
As it usually goes in Russia, a very small, but very important place. |
This story is too funny to be crowded into my first impressions of the Russia, so I will be posting another blog soon with those stories/details.
Stay Tuned!
Osya, brat moi, your blog is the BEST. I love reading it! Miss you!!
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